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-[ Babbling ].
-[ Scat singing ].
-Alright..
-[ Scat singing ].
-Alright, uh. Alright..
Now, you wanna do one?.
-Yes..
-Go..
-♪ Da, da, da, da ♪.
-♪ Ba ah ah ah ah oh ♪.
-♪ Da, da, da, da ♪.
Frannie, stop!.
I don't like that one!.
-♪ Da, da, da, da ♪.
-Frannie!.
-♪ Da, da, da, da ♪.
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪.
-Frannie, stop!.
-[ Laughing ].
[ Laughter ].
-It's been -- It's been --.
I know. It's great..
But, you guys, we've been.
quarantined for how long, now?.
I need a haircut..
-♪ Da, da, da, da ♪.
-I need a haircut..
I'm gonna get one this weekend..
-Frannie, stop!.
[ Laughter ].
-♪ Da, da, da, da ♪.
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪.
-Frannie, stop!.
[ Laughter ].
-Alright, let's start the show..
[ Crickets chirping ].
Let's start the show..
Crickets..
Let's start the show..
-Okay..
-♪ We in the house ♪.
♪ Come on! ♪.
-Tonight,.
join Jimmy and his guests....
♪♪.
...Dwayne Johnson....
♪♪.
...Daveed Diggs;.
musical guests.
The Head and the Heart;.
and the legendary Roots crew..
It's "The Tonight Show.
At Home Edition.".
-♪ We in the house, y'all ♪.
-And, now, here's Jimmy..
-Welcome to the "Tonight Show.
At Home Edition," everybody..
Let's get to some news..
Happy Friday..
Guys, New York's.
stay-at-home order.
was scheduled to end today,.
but Governor Cuomo just.
extended it until June 13th..
For New Yorkers, it felt like.
when a Zoom meeting is.
about to end.
and then,.
someone asks a question..
"Oh, well, I --".
[ Whispering ].
We're almost --.
We're almost there..
That's right,.
New York's stay-at-home order.
has been extended.
until June 13th..
Asked why June 13th, Cuomo said,.
"'Cause there's no way.
we could stop crowds.
from celebrating Flag Day.
on June 14th.".
Mayor de Blasio said.
that New York City beaches.
are just not ready to open..
But, if you wanna experience.
New York City beaches,.
just throw your towel.
over some shattered beer bottles.
and old cigarette butts.
and then,.
let a bunch of pigeons.
come over and eat your food..
I read that McCarran Airport.
in Las Vegas.
now has vending machines.
with face masks.
and hand sanitizer.
and other PPE products..
It'll be just like those.
Best Buy vending machines,.
except people will use these..
[ New York accent ].
Uh, honey,.
before we get on the flight,.
do you have any monster cables.
to go in the HDMI port?.
What?!.
Honey, g-give me.
6,000 quarters..
Some TV news --.
CBS announced.
that they are airing.
a "Grease" sing-along in June..
You can tell TV networks.
are desperate for content.
'cause, right after that,.
CBS is airing.
a "Grease 2" sing-along..
I've never seen "Grease 2.".
-No way..
-Never seen it..
-It's not "Grease" one..
-Nope..
I just refuse to --.
I just had so much fun.
with "Grease.".
Leave it at that..
-Some people love "Grease 2.".
-Some people love.
"Grease 2," yeah, sure..
Some people like.
"Godfather III.".
-True..
-Yeah..
-Some do..
-I saw that Disney.
Theatrical Productions.
announced that "Frozen".
will not reopen on Broadway.
after the pandemic..
That's probably a good call..
After months of quarantine,.
even kids are like,.
"Ah, let it go. Let it go.".
I loved "Frozen"!.
"Hygge"!.
-Yeah..
-Agh!.
So many talented people.
in that play..
-Mm-hmm..
-Maybe we can get them.
to do "Hygge.".
They were supposed.
to come on our show..
If you don't know the Broadway.
version of "Frozen," it's great..
But, there's a song on there.
called "Hygge".
that's really funny..
So, maybe we can get them.
to do that for, I don't know..
Anyway, we loved it..
Check this out --.
Netflix is making a new movie.
starring Mark Wahlberg.
as a "blue-collar 007.".
I'm in..
The movie is one hour of him.
saving the world.
[ Laughs ].
and another where he just.
smokes behind a home depot..
[ Laughs, snorts ].
That sounds exciting..
[ Boston accent ].
Can I have a Samuel Adams?.
Don't shake it or stir it!.
Swimsuit companies are now.
coming out with trikinis,.
which are two-piece.
bathing suits.
and a matching face mask..
Take a look at this..
Interesting, interesting..
But, if you're.
a little more modest.
and wanna be extra safe,.
then they have this one-piece..
[ Laughing ].
I think that looks --.
I think that looks great,.
and fashionable..
I read that,.
because of quarantine.
and everyone staying home,.
pants sales.
have rapidly declined..
That's right,.
nobody's buyin' pants..
I think the industry is just.
getting a little desperate..
Take a look at this.
commercial I just saw..
-What up, peeps?.
You know what the dope new trend.
is that's straight fire?.
That's right, pants!.
Pa-pa-pants!.
It's a new world,.
but pants are the OG.
and so dope!.
-That's totally dope!.
-So, say, "Bye, Felicia,".
to pajamas.
and straight-up chillax.
in all the lit styles,.
like jeans..
-Yasss!.
-Corduroy..
-Yolo!.
-Chino..
-Lit AF..
-And khaki..
-Jake from State Pants!.
[ Sad trombone ].
-Don't be a noob and buy shorts..
Pants are the GOAT..
-Aaaaaaah!.
-Paid for by the.
National Pants Council..
-I'll buy 'em..
I'm in..
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pants!.
Listen to this --.
I read that grocery stores.
are now facing a temporary.
mushroom shortage..
When he heard this,.
Mario was like --.
[ As Mario ].
This is no good..
Mushrooms are my Viagra..
And, finally, I heard.
about a woman in England.
who closed her flower shop.
'cause of the virus,.
but moved 12,000 plants.
inside her house.
to keep her business going..
Yep, 12,000 plants..
Or as Seth Rogen calls that,.
a weekend..
Ah-ha-ha!.
That's our monologue,.
right there..
It's time for "Thank You Notes,".
everybody..
[ Funk sting plays ].
Hey, guys, today is Friday..
That's usually when I send in.
my personal --.
[ Laughs quietly ].
[ Laughter ].
[ Laughing ].
Today is Friday..
[ Laughter ].
Today is Friday and that's.
usually when I send out my --.
-[ Blows raspberry ].
[ Laughter ].
-...my thank-you notes..
[ Fart ].
-[ Blows raspberry ].
-Anyway, so, I'm gonna send out.
my weekly thank-you notes.
right now, okay?.
Ready?.
Here we go..
Can I get some thank-you note.
writing music, please?.
-Now?.
[ Piano plays poignant tune ].
-Yes..
♪♪.
Thank you, Shanghai Disneyland,.
for reopening this week..
It's a lotta fun,.
until Pinocchio.
stands out front, saying,.
"It's totally safe in here,".
[ Laughing ].
and his nose grows three feet..
Next one..
-[ Laughs ].
-Thank you, people who got.
into the tiny house trend,.
for 1,000% regretting.
that decision right now..
Good..
Go..
Thank you....
-[ Babbling ].
-...shortages of meat and eggs,.
for explaining McDonald's.
newest breakfast sandwich --.
the McBread..
-Whoo-hoo!.
Whoo-hoo..
-[ Laughs ].
-The music, please..
-Whoo-hoo!.
♪♪.
-Ready?.
-Whoo-hoo!.
-Thank you,.
-[ Laughs ].
-Like this?.
-Yep. Tim Kaine,.
for wearing a bandanna.
at a hearing.
and looking like the leader.
of a motorcycle gang.
called the Hell's Uncles..
-[ Babbling ].
-There are so many chairs here!.
-Thank you,.
Uber buying Grubhub,.
for being this week's.
second-most confusing phrase.
for grandparents, after.
"Quibi, now Roku-compatible.".
-[ Babbling ].
[ Laughs ].
-Go..
-Ba ba!.
Ba ba!.
-[ Raising voice ].
Thank you, travel books.
on my bookshelf,.
for letting me know.
the best tapas restaurant.
in Portugal.
[ Laughing ] in 1997..
-[ Babbling ].
-Thank you, curbside pickup..
-Ready?.
-Yep..
Go..
Music, please..
Can I --.
Thank you, curbside pickup.
♪♪.
and drive-in movie theaters..
Now, all I need is to surf.
down a dinosaur tail.
to re-create the opening.
of "The Flintstones.".
[ Laughs ].
Go..
-[ Blowing raspberries ].
Thank you, slow rollout,.
for describing both.
the reopening of businesses.
and how I get out of bed.
over the course.
of four hours each day..
Go..
Music, please..
[ Raising voice ].
Thank you, self-care,.
for sounding much nicer than.
"Eating Cheetos in the bath.".
There you go, everybody..
That's our "Thank You Notes.".
Thank you very much..
Thank you guys.
for really helping me out..
Now, it's time to go play now..
Thank you so much..
Hey, guys, we have.
a great show tonight..
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is.
[ Clapping ].
on the show tonight..
"Titan Games"!.
Dwayne Johnson in the house..
We also have Daveed Diggs,.
who talks.
about the new "Hamilton".
coming out on Disney+,.
plus "Snowpiercer.".
He's got a lot to talk about..
And also, music is.
The Head and the Heart..
Just a talented group..
I love those guys..
Out of Seattle, I believe..
Guys, today we have.
something to talk about --.
walgreens.com/rednoseday..
I wrote this..
I was thinking.
about maybe faking.
like one of the girls drew it,.
but they just didn't feel --.
They drew wish.org for Dwayne.
and I said, "Can't you just.
put some color into it?".
'Cause it was just pencil..
And so -- I don't know.
if you could see --.
Winnie put blue pencil.
over the other pencil..
It's still pencil..
-It's Friday..
-I understand,.
but, still, it's like --.
Anyways, I drew this --.
walgreens.com/rednoseday..
-Looks like Winnie's..
-It does, yeah, but I -- well..
[ Laughing ] She learns.
from the best, you know?.
Red Nose Day..
You know I love Red Nose Day..
Walgreens is continuing.
its tradition by,.
if you make the purchase,.
you also get a digital red nose..
So, do that..
If you go to the website,.
it would help children in need..
It fight poverty in children.
and Walgreens said that,.
the first $100,000 tonight,.
they will match $100,000..
If you make a donation,.
tonight, to Red Nose Day.
and get that digital red nose,.
they will match up to $100,000..
Thank you so much, Walgreens..
I do appreciate that..
Ladies and gentlemen,.
I noticed, a lot of times,.
when people do.
these interviews on Zoom.
and different things for shows,.
there's one thing.
they all have in common.
and I think you'll agree with me.
when you see this next video..
Check it out..
-♪ So, you're goin' on TV ♪.
♪ And you wanna look smart ♪.
♪ You can stand.
in front of walls ♪.
♪ Or maybe some art ♪.
♪ But that is not the vibe ♪.
♪ That is not the right look ♪.
♪ What you really.
need behind you ♪.
♪ Is a shelf full of books ♪.
♪ Show us your books ♪.
♪ Bill Gates ♪.
♪ Show us your books ♪.
♪ Anderson Cooper ♪.
♪ Show us your books ♪.
♪ Gloria Estefan ♪.
♪ Point the camera.
at your head ♪.
♪ But also those books ♪.
♪ They make you.
look intelligent ♪.
♪ They make you seem astute ♪.
♪ You could be director ♪.
♪ Of the Smart Guy Institute ♪.
♪ No one is as sharp as you ♪.
♪ You run 'em all in circles ♪.
♪ You're basically an iTAN ♪.
♪ With a dash of Steve Urkel ♪.
♪ Show us your books ♪.
♪ Marco Rubio ♪.
♪ Show us your books ♪.
♪ Michelle Obama ♪.
♪ Show us your books ♪.
♪ Roger Goodell ♪.
♪ Don't matter what you say ♪.
♪ Just show us those books ♪.
♪ So line up all your volumes ♪.
♪ On the laws of Korea ♪.
♪ When you gotta.
know something ♪.
♪ You choose Wikipedia ♪.
♪ These things are for show ♪.
♪ You're no biblio lover ♪.
♪ In this particular case ♪.
♪ We judge a book by its cover ♪.
♪ Show us your books ♪.
♪ Madeleine Albright ♪.
♪ Show us your books ♪.
♪ Bernie Sanders ♪.
♪ Show us your books ♪.
♪ Jimmy Fallon ♪.
♪ We're gonna make it.
through this ♪.
♪ Just show us those books ♪

 


-We had Ryan Reynolds on.
last week and he was telling me.
that you guys were filming this.
movie "Red Notice.".
-Yeah..
-And he said that he --.
It might be one of the most --.
the hardest times.
he's ever laughed.
in any movie he's made..
He loves you..
-Dude, Ryan is the best..
And he is -- we did.
"Hobbs & Shaw" together,.
but that was a smaller cameo,.
but this was our movie that,.
you know, we --.
we locked arms on, right?.
Us and Gal Gadot, by the way,.
who's amazing..
-Yes, she is..
-We are in these scenes,.
but a lot of the movie is --.
a lot of the first six weeks.
of the movie was just Ryan and I.
and man, I-I like to think.
that I am a professional.
and I'm disciplined,.
oh, my God..
I have never laughed so hard..
But it gets to a point,.
by the way,.
and you know, by the way,.
Ryan, he has an athlete's.
mentality,.
he comes on set,.
he's ready to work..
As funny and brilliant.
as he is, you know,.
he's like this.
and he's an intense actor..
But it got to a point where.
he would say something.
and I would say something.
and then he would say it.
in a way that he knew I liked.
which is actually needling me.
when the camera's on me..
And I -- and you reach a point.
where you're like,.
I, [bleep] it,.
excuse my language..
I gotta say it..
It all comes out..
-And once you get.
the giggles, forget it, man..
-Oh, it's -- it was horrible.
and he's gonna kill me for this,.
but he did this thing.
where he was my close up.
and we're having this.
intense conversation..
And I said something.
and he looked at me.
and I gave him my response,.
boom..
And he goes, "Mm.".
And it was the weirdest -- what?.
I was -- I was bent over.
laughing so hard at him..
-Sometimes it's those.
little sounds, man..
-That's it..
Just wanted to do that..
But you know what?.
We had the best time..
And it -- six weeks, I think we.
were halfway through the movie.
and then this thing happened.
so, you know,.
we all -- we will come back.
together, yeah, at some point.
when it's right and when.
it's safe for our crew.
and it's the best environment.
that we could create.
and culture for them..
And we're gonna make.
a great movie for Netflix.