
ENGLISH SPEECH | STEVE JOBS: Stanford Speech(English Subtitles)
2020-05-30T04:28:30Z

2020-05-30T04:28:30Z
-So, I knew the proposal needed to be something really special, but also really something unique
and, you know, "The Office" has been somethin' that has connected the two of us for a very, very long time, so it just felt right.
-And, Susan and John, because you so elegantly ripped off our show for your proposal, I feel like it's only fitting that you rip off the weddin, too.
So, let's rock.
We can't play this song unless you let me invite some of my family to the party.
Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of "The Office"! -[laughing] Oh, my god! ♪ Hey ♪
-Oh, my gosh! ♪ Hey-ey Forever ♪ ♪ It's you and me Movin' at the speed of light ♪ ♪ Into eternity, yeah Tonight ♪
-Congratulations! Yes! Thank you so much for being a part of this.
You're not only good sports and a beautiful couple, but you also represent all the other beautiful couples in the world who are going through the exact same thing,
so we, here at SGN, are here for you and we're here for them.
Congratulations to all! Thank you so much.
What a beautiful night!
The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.
I got a lot of problems with your people.
Now you're gonna hear about it.
No matter how I die, you get $50,000.
-But, please, I don't want -- -If I lose an arm, Rhonda, it's $12,500.
-I don't want your arm.
-You don't have to shield me from this, I'm a big boy.
-I'm telling you the truth.
-You're shutting me out.
For God sakes, take a look at yourself! You're pale, you sleep the whole day, you're killing yourself! Wait.
That's my drug speech.
-Fetch me my diet pills, would ya, hon? -Oh, Mother, you're so '50s.
-Thank you, Nadine.
There's my shining star.
-I see the future chairman of a Fortune 500 company.
-In those situations, sometimes you file chapter-9 bankruptcy.
So, put it in one of those Tupperware containers, and I'll heat it up in the microwave when I get home.
For Christ's sake, it's a casserole, Sheila.
It'll stay.
-It's like at the end of the day, I'm choosing between Lila and all the other women in the world.
-You've barely nailed any of the other women in the world.
-Rico, did you get that? -I only get your end of it, but I can piece the rest of it together.
Geez, it's crazy.
-Well, the guy who's talking's got a heavy English accent.
He could be --