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All right, let's talk about what everybody wants to talk about-- politics.
Like many of you watching the democratic debates, I noticed one of the candidates has been stealing my bits.
I'm talking about Andrew Yang.
Look what he's been doing.
Last spring I decided to give every one of my audience free money.
And then at the first debate, he announced he wants to give everybody free money.
That was my idea, Yang.
Maybe you think that's just a coincidence.
But then a couple of weeks ago during a monologue, I filled Kristen Bell's mouth with whipped cream.
Perfectly normal-- I just decided to fill her mouth with whipped cream.
It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
Literally a week later, I see this.
He's filling a supporter's mouth with whipped cream.
That's not a coincidence.
I'm on to you, Yang.
So if you're watching this, I would like an explanation, because there is no way that anything that is happening is a coincidence right now.
Whoa! Hello! Hello.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hello! Hello, everyone.
Well, have a seat.
I guess you heard me talking about you.
What are you doing here? I'm in town for the debates that are taking place here in Los Angeles on Thursday.
Oh, OK.
So you're just in the neighborhood? Yes, just in the neighborhood.
I heard my name and came running.
You just wandered into the studio? I left that door unlocked again.
All right, your fans are going to be very excited.
They're called the Yang Gang.
And they have been more aggressive than the Swifties people.
I mean, they've been blowing up my social media.
I can put a video of me and Jennifer Aniston on and they're saying, have Andrew Yang on! And I'll put a puppy on.
And they're, have Andrew Yang on.
Well, I like both Jennifer Aniston and puppies.
And the Yang Gang knows this.
So thank you, Yang Gang.
Yeah.
All right.
First things first-- all right, you want to give everybody in America $1,000.
00.
Yes.
So where's mine? I'm working on it.
Give me a little bit more than a year.
OK, all right.
So where did you get this idea from? And admit it.
It was from watching my show.
The idea goes back further than either of us.
Martin Luther King was fighting for this in the 1960s.
But we have to make this happen for families around the country, particularly for moms and women who are doing the sort of work that my wife is doing at home with our two boys, one of whom is autistic.
All right, well you can learn more about it on the website yang2020.
com.
And I guess-- I believe-- but you know what? The whipped cream thing.
How'd that happen? It was a dark and stormy night in New Hampshire.
There was hot cocoa.
There was whipped cream.
And then a supporter said, Andrew, can I have some whipped cream? And I said, sure.
And if a supporter asks you to do something and it seems harmless, I generally say yes.
All right.
Sounds ridiculous.
I think you stole it from me.
Well, no matter whose idea it was, Ellen, I think we have a gift for everyone here, which is some whipped cream for you all to take home.
Oh! Everyone's getting whipped cream.
Because everyone loves whipped cream.
Yes, everyone does.
You know what? I'm actually-- this is perfect timing because this is like a day-- we just finished 12 Days of Giveaways yesterday.
So they missed-- the whole audience missed it.
Aw.
I know.
And that was yesterday.
So at least you get whipped cream.
That's-- yeah.
Wow.
That's-- and also, you're all coming back next year for one of my 12 Days of Giveaways.
[MUSIC PLAYING] (SINGING) It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Ding, dong, ding, dong.
With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you-- Andrew Yang!

 


[APPLAUSE] All right, if you can all figure out who my next guest is, we're going to do the final day of 12 Days.
I'll give you a hint.
She's between 2 and 10 feet tall.
She has all of her own teeth.
She has a cookbook.
It's called Cravings.
[CHEERING] Any guesses? Chrissy Teigen! It is Chrissy Teigen! [MUSIC - ANDY WILLIAMS, "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR"] (SINGING) It's the most wonderful time of the year with the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
[CHEERING] It's the hap-- happiest season of all with those holiday greetings and gay, happy meetings-- [APPLAUSE] Hi.
Whoo! Chrissy! Whoo! Chrissy, you've helped me with a few of these.
You know-- More than a few.
--you know, you don't get the stuff, right? Wait, I did not know that.
But if any of you like getting free stuff, you should download the Starbucks app and join Starbucks Rewards.
You collect stars and get rewards, like free drinks, food, mugs and more.
Plus, you can connect any Starbucks gift card to your account and get rewards.
You're all getting a $250 Starbucks gift card.
[CHEERING] Hey Chrissy, do you know what Kygo is? Well, the super famous DJ.
Yeah, yeah, well then Miss Know-It-All, why don't you tell us about this next gift? The Kygo Life Speaker is waterproof, floats in the pool, and has perfect sound quality.
Their are noise canceling headphones have an awareness mode-- ooh-- which cancels half-- I love this part-- of all surrounding noise.
And it has 40-hours of battery life.
Worth $600, you're all getting the Kygo Speaker and Headphones.
[APPLAUSE] [PRETENDING TO TALK] Chrissy! All right.
When you travel, you want to look and smell your best.
Wait, Ellen? [CHEERING] Whoa! [LAUGHING] Over here.
You want to smell your best? I do.
I can help you with that.
You can? Yep, absolutely.
Look, what are you doing here? Well Ellen, you know my brand, KKW Beauty and Fragrance is available at Ulta.
[CHEERING] My new fragrance line.
I can't hear you.
It's available at Ulta.
And my new fragrance line is called Diamonds, by Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe.
And-- [APPLAUSE] --that's what they were inspired by.
So-- Honestly, I told you right before we walked out here, I was going to wear your entire Cozy Collection here.
Because it's like being wrapped in a blanket and being snuggy bugs.
Oh, it's so good.
We all know I love comfy cozies.
Oh, it's so good, Kim.
Kim, I hope this finally makes you some money.
You're all getting this $350 on KKW collection.
[CHEERING] Right.
[PHONE RINGING] What? Sorry, guys.
Wait, what, who's calling you? Oh, hello? Babe, babe I'm in the middle of Ellen's 12 Days of Giveaways.
Well yeah, yeah, yeah, I just gave away some KKW products and some SKIMS.
Hi, Kanye! [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING] Wait, what? Wait, really? But they're always all sold out.
Kim, what is happening? Oh! What's happening? We're in the middle of a show.
OK, I'll tell them.
I got to go, babe.
OK.
OK.
Who does that? Hang up first.
Well, you know-- Hang up.
I did.
I did.
OK.
OK so, you know that Kanye has this sneaker line with Adidas? [CHEERING] You know it, right? I know it.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS] Everyone knows Yeezy.
[CHEERING] It's like a billion-dollar sneaker line.
Everyone knows them.
But no one can ever get their hands on them.
Until today.
[GASPS] [CHEERING] Thanks to Kanye and Adidas-- What? --everyone will be getting a pair of sneakers.
Yeezys.
[GIGGLES] [CHEERING] Kim-- I'll add this to the-- --that's amazing, Kim.
That's amazing.
Kim, do you want to stick around? Ooh, my phone.
Yes, I would love to.
OK.
[LAUGHS] I think your earring are going, too.
I know.
They're going now.
Keep and eye on the phone.
Kim, would you rather have power to be invisible or fly? I'm afraid of heights, so invisible.
Yeah? Yeah.
All right, what about Chrissy? I think I'd rather be invisible.
Well, this next gift is going to give everyone the power to fly.
Tell them about it, Chrissy.
Oh thank you, Ellen.
JetBlue just launched a new aircraft designed to make flying easier and more comfortable.
Some of their amazing features on your airplane will feature brand new seats, HD screens, and free Wi-Fi at every seat.
You're all getting two round-trip tickets on JetBlue.
[CHEERING] [MUSIC - ANDY WILLIAMS, "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR"] (SINGING) It's the most wonderful time of the year with the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer.
We'll tell you where you're going later.
(SINGING) --wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-- happiest season of all with those holiday greetings and gay, happy meetings-- We're back with Chrissy Teigen.
Today is the last day of my 12 Days of Giveaways.
I want to thank Scotch Brand for making it all possible, for a third year in a row.
Everyone say, thank you Scotch Brand.
Thank you, Scotch Brand.
Now everybody say, Scotch Brand is the go-to brand for all your gift wrapping needs.
Scotch Brand is the go-to brand for all your Scotch needs.
OK now, everybody yell out your ATM number.
[LAUGHTER] This is really cool, because Ellen's giving someone a chance to win $20,000.
[APPLAUSE] And be featured in her new ellentube Crafting Series.
Go to ellentube and send me a video of your gift wrapping skills.
You know, I can craft.
OK crafty, interrupt me.
Be kind to one another.
[LAUGHS] Be kind to one-- Wait Ellen, sorry, sorry, there's one-- [LAUGHS] [LAUGHTER] I love that you have to give me all the stage direction.
OK, you go again.
I'll interrupt you.
OK, be kind to another.
No, no, no, Ellen wait.
[LAUGHS] Wow.
There's one more gift.
[CHEERING] You're the most patient person on the planet.
I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure we're done.
No, no, no, no, no, remember that place we were talking about before? Oh yeah, I remember now, that ultimate gourmet inclusive vacation destination? Yes.
[CHEERING] For couples and families in Jamaica and Mexico.
Whoo, some of their all-inclusive resorts are the brand new Margaritaville in Cancun, El Dorado, Azul Beach and more.
They have the best gourmet food and premium drinks.
I can't believe I almost forgot.
You're all getting a five-night, luxury vacation for two at Karisma Hotels and Resorts.
[CHEERING] [MUSIC - ANDY WILLIAMS, "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR"] (SINGING) It's the most wonderful time of the year with the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer.
You're getting 12 gifts that are worth more than $5,000.
I want to thank Chrissy Teigen, Kim Kardashian West, Julia Roberts.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Be kind to one another.
Bye-bye! (SINGING) It's the most happiest season of all with those holiday greetings and gay, happy meetings and friends come to call.
It's the hap-- happiest season of all.
There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel so you can see more awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared, or saying embarrassing things, like ball peen hammer.
And also, some videos of Ellen and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing.
Ah! [BLEEP] God! [BLEEP]